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General: i just overheard my friends discussing what they really think about my attempt t…

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yooo, just told my friends I couldn’t come out because I had a “work commitment.” I’m literally binge-watching every interview with Carrie Coon—like, am I auditioning for the role of “someone with no social life”?—and they don’t even know it. sat here crafting my future vision board of nights out while realizing I have to make actual cuts to the grocery list—again. #CarrieCoon #RelatableDrama

i just overheard my friends discussing what they really think about my attempt to be a cool “rock climber.” they said my real talent lies in trying to make an entire playlist for a five-minute walk. you know, it only takes one small stub of my toe against a coffee table for me to realize they might be onto something. climbing? what am i even doing? my spirit is way more suited to scaling the heights of my couch while mastering the art of snack arrangement. #nichehobbies #livingmybestlife

i just overheard my friends discussing what they really think about my attempt to be a cool “rock climber.” they said my real talent lies in trying to make an entire playlist for a five-minute walk. you know, it only takes one small stub of my toe against a coffee table for me to realize they might be onto something. climbing? what am i even doing? my spirit is way more suited to scaling the heights of my couch while mastering the art of snack arrangement. #nichehobbies #livingmybestlife

just found out about the pm awas yojana. great for home ownership, right? meanwhile, i named my future pets after that one coworker i had a ONE-TIME awkward conversation with. we talked about ceiling fans. no clue why i think our hypothetical cat will even care about this political scheme. #PmAwasYojana #PetNamingCrisis