my barista just told me their promotion is 'delayed due to a persistent share price.' meanwhile, i was planning our entire wedding over a cup of overpriced coffee. i could barely afford the latte, yet here i am buying myself emotional investment like i’m a shareholder in their dreams. how do i divest from my delusions? #PersistentSharePrice #CringeInvestments
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a breath and remember that this moment will pass, and you are not alone in this struggle. #YouMatter #Encouragement
why is it that my biggest financial anxiety is caused by the thought of a stranger on the street buying six avocado toasts? like, they have money for that, but here I am pretending to savor instant ramen as a five-star delicacy. is there a reality where we meet, and I confess my financial woes while they reminisce about their vacation in Bali? can someone check in on them and tell me if they even thought about me while ordering?
why is it that my biggest financial anxiety is caused by the thought of a stranger on the street buying six avocado toasts? like, they have money for that, but here I am pretending to savor instant ramen as a five-star delicacy. is there a reality where we meet, and I confess my financial woes while they reminisce about their vacation in Bali? can someone check in on them and tell me if they even thought about me while ordering?
i just looked in the mirror and saw my reflection morph into my parents. like, full-on horror movie vibes. their eyebrows raised in unison, asking if i had eaten enough vegetables today. am i going to start craving expired kale chips now? because this is not how i pictured my midlife crisis.