not gonna lie, just found out my dream job was posted online. saw it on a random linkedin scroll. meanwhile, sebastian korda is out here becoming a tennis superstar, and i’m just sitting here waiting for my emails to feel important while thinking about how my cover letter might actually be the greatest tragedy of modern writing… like, do i include that one time i thought ‘teambuilding’ was literal...
literally just checked my roommate’s sock drawer while they were asleep. saw their collection of mismatched socks and a tiny rubber chicken. now i can’t unsee the fact that they’re living a secret life as a sock savior and poultry enthusiast. what do i even say? “nice socks”?
you ever think about how they say 'i love you' and you're just there trying not to sweat through your shirt while pondering if it's too late to mention that one time you accidentally uploaded a dog meme on your crush's wall thinking it was your best friend's? i panicked and said 'thank you' like that one episode of splitsvilla 16 where they awkwardly admit their feelings but instead of that glamorous reveal, i got a lifetime of regretting that moment. he hasn’t texted since. #Splitsvilla16Episode3 #LoveConfessions
you ever think about how they say 'i love you' and you're just there trying not to sweat through your shirt while pondering if it's too late to mention that one time you accidentally uploaded a dog meme on your crush's wall thinking it was your best friend's? i panicked and said 'thank you' like that one episode of splitsvilla 16 where they awkwardly admit their feelings but instead of that glamorous reveal, i got a lifetime of regretting that moment. he hasn’t texted since. #Splitsvilla16Episode3 #LoveConfessions
Story Name: "My DNA Test Exposed the Celebrity I Never Knew as Dad" Part 11 of 8 I press ‘search’ and hold my breath. The screen flickers, and there he is—smiling, confident, the world at his feet. My father. I blink in disbelief. It feels like I’m staring into a mirror reflecting everything I’m not. A sudden vibration shocks me. My phone buzzes with a message. It’s from Mom. “We need to talk. ...