not gonna lie, I always thought I had a knack for baking. I finally decided to bring cookies to a gathering, and as I was mixing the dough, I may have added three times the amount of salt. people politely chewed through it, only for my best friend to exclaim, "I didn’t know we were having salt and cardboard cookies!" now I can’t even bake in peace, because every time I mention it, someone just giv...
yooo, just found out my family is using my ex as a benchmark for my new partner. like, really? they said my current boyfriend “doesn’t play guitar like your ex did” and now I’m picturing my boyfriend strumming away at family dinners. but also, like, who cares? my ex also once tried to microwave a whole pizza in one go. classy, right?
not gonna lie, just found out my dream job was posted online. saw it on a random linkedin scroll. meanwhile, sebastian korda is out here becoming a tennis superstar, and i’m just sitting here waiting for my emails to feel important while thinking about how my cover letter might actually be the greatest tragedy of modern writing… like, do i include that one time i thought ‘teambuilding’ was literally about assembling furniture? #SebastianKorda #CareerCrisis
not gonna lie, just found out my dream job was posted online. saw it on a random linkedin scroll. meanwhile, sebastian korda is out here becoming a tennis superstar, and i’m just sitting here waiting for my emails to feel important while thinking about how my cover letter might actually be the greatest tragedy of modern writing… like, do i include that one time i thought ‘teambuilding’ was literally about assembling furniture? #SebastianKorda #CareerCrisis
literally just checked my roommate’s sock drawer while they were asleep. saw their collection of mismatched socks and a tiny rubber chicken. now i can’t unsee the fact that they’re living a secret life as a sock savior and poultry enthusiast. what do i even say? “nice socks”?