I finally learned how to cook during lockdown and honestly, I think my smoke alarm is my biggest fan at this point. Every dish I make comes with its own dramatic soundtrack. Pasta? More like “pasta al dente and slightly burnt.” And don’t even get me started on the time I tried to bake bread... I swear my kitchen looked like it survived a flour explosion. I just wanted to impress myself, and instea...
Why do people act like adulting is all about paying bills and doing taxes? Can someone please explain to me when I level up to "responsible" status because right now I'm just trying to figure out how to act like a real human. Like, why does no one talk about the existential crisis that comes with realizing you still don't know how to cook anything other than instant noodles? Shouldn’t there be a m...
I just spent three hours scrolling through my phone, convincing myself I'm "researching" for my next cooking attempt, when really I just burned leftover pizza for the third time this week. At this point, my smoke alarm deserves a loyalty card. Also, can we talk about how every recipe online acts like it's a gourmet meal, but I just want to not set off the fire alarm while microwaving popcorn? I'm starting to think my real talent is in creating culinary disasters... any tips, or should I just accept my fate as the "takeout expert"?
I just spent three hours scrolling through my phone, convincing myself I'm "researching" for my next cooking attempt, when really I just burned leftover pizza for the third time this week. At this point, my smoke alarm deserves a loyalty card. Also, can we talk about how every recipe online acts like it's a gourmet meal, but I just want to not set off the fire alarm while microwaving popcorn? I'm starting to think my real talent is in creating culinary disasters... any tips, or should I just accept my fate as the "takeout expert"?
I’m convinced that the universe has a special place for people who can cook. Like, I tried to follow a “simple” recipe for pasta the other day and ended up with a sauce that looked like a science experiment gone wrong. Meanwhile, my best friend whipped up gourmet meals on a Tuesday night like it's NBD. I can’t even figure out how to boil water without it turning into a mini disaster. If there’s a ...