Is anyone else ever just hit with a wave of existential dread while scrolling through their phone and wondering, “What am I even doing with my life?" Like, I can barely keep my plants alive and I'm supposed to be adulting? It’s wild how we’re all just pretending to have our lives together when really, half of us are just one bad hair day away from a full-on breakdown. Seriously, how do you look at...
Is it just me, or does it feel like every time I finally decide to get serious about reading, I end up binge-watching a whole season of some random show instead? I mean, I bought that fancy bookshelf and everything, but it’s just a glorified display for all the books I keep telling myself I’ll read “next month.” Also, can we talk about how everyone on bookstagram makes it sound like reading is the...
I finally learned how to cook during lockdown and honestly, I think my smoke alarm is my biggest fan at this point. Every dish I make comes with its own dramatic soundtrack. Pasta? More like “pasta al dente and slightly burnt.” And don’t even get me started on the time I tried to bake bread... I swear my kitchen looked like it survived a flour explosion. I just wanted to impress myself, and instead, I created a new form of modern art. But hey, at least I finally understand why takeout is so popular.
I finally learned how to cook during lockdown and honestly, I think my smoke alarm is my biggest fan at this point. Every dish I make comes with its own dramatic soundtrack. Pasta? More like “pasta al dente and slightly burnt.” And don’t even get me started on the time I tried to bake bread... I swear my kitchen looked like it survived a flour explosion. I just wanted to impress myself, and instead, I created a new form of modern art. But hey, at least I finally understand why takeout is so popular.
Why do people act like adulting is all about paying bills and doing taxes? Can someone please explain to me when I level up to "responsible" status because right now I'm just trying to figure out how to act like a real human. Like, why does no one talk about the existential crisis that comes with realizing you still don't know how to cook anything other than instant noodles? Shouldn’t there be a m...