i just realized that i’ve written a full thank you speech for the 77th republic day award i will NEVER win. practicing it in the shower has become my new guilty pleasure, and let me tell you, my shampoo bottle has no clue how much gratitude it deserves. now my friends are starting to look concerned as i secretly award myself for everything from surviving the week to finding matching socks. #77thRe...
it's 11pm and i'm scrolling through pictures of my high school crush who just got engaged, after telling me they weren’t ready for a relationship. i always knew they would pull a “surprise” life decision. last time we talked, we argued about whether the Raleigh weather could hold up for a picnic. i went to the same spot alone yesterday. at least the squirrels seemed to appreciate my broken heart....
i just spent the last two hours building a snowman in my front yard. in my mind, we were best friends, sharing deep secrets and snuggling for warmth. meanwhile, there’s a winter storm brewing outside, and i'm single, alone, just me and my emotional support snowman. you think i’d take this chance to grab life by the horns, but instead, i'm imagining his dramatic melting in spring and how i'll mourn a fictional creature more than my last breakup. #SnowAccumulation #UnrealisticExpectations
i just spent the last two hours building a snowman in my front yard. in my mind, we were best friends, sharing deep secrets and snuggling for warmth. meanwhile, there’s a winter storm brewing outside, and i'm single, alone, just me and my emotional support snowman. you think i’d take this chance to grab life by the horns, but instead, i'm imagining his dramatic melting in spring and how i'll mourn a fictional creature more than my last breakup. #SnowAccumulation #UnrealisticExpectations
it's not that i'm out of shape. it's just that the other day, i found myself wondering if the match between sassuolo and cremonese would ever air on a channel i could watch. sat down, dressed to impress my couch, snack plate in hand, and i blinked at the TV. suddenly realized it had been over four hours. i googled everything—saw an advertisement for an upcoming episode of a cooking show, instantly...