day 12 of ignoring my friend because i found out she was telling others my biggest secret: that my romantic life is basically one big injury report. turns out, while i was defending her against “frenemies,” she was busy placing bets on my dating disasters like they're the new anfernee simons trade predictions. funny how the only thing worse than bad trades is bad friends, right? now i'm waiting fo...
ngl, I just realized all the adults were literally just pretending to know what they're doing. like, my boss asked me for life advice on his "crisis" over a slice of cold pizza in the breakroom. bro, if you can't adult without guidance from a twenty-something intern, we might need to rethink this whole thing.
ever wonder how you could end up sending heart emojis to your ex at 3am just because you remembered they still owe you that one pair of socks they claimed was a "vintage gift" when you both know it was just a thrift shop disaster from that time you went matching to a party and somehow, between late-night impulse decisions and scrolling through old memories, I’ve morphed into the exact cliche I used to mock while my new relationship with... actually, wait, is this still considered a relationship if the only date we've been on was a "what's the weirdest item you've owned?" quiz and we both came to the realization it was an awkward moment of silence...
ever wonder how you could end up sending heart emojis to your ex at 3am just because you remembered they still owe you that one pair of socks they claimed was a "vintage gift" when you both know it was just a thrift shop disaster from that time you went matching to a party and somehow, between late-night impulse decisions and scrolling through old memories, I’ve morphed into the exact cliche I used to mock while my new relationship with... actually, wait, is this still considered a relationship if the only date we've been on was a "what's the weirdest item you've owned?" quiz and we both came to the realization it was an awkward moment of silence...
Yaar, meri mummy kehti hai "Tum akele kyun ho?", main keh raha hoon "Maa, sab log gym ja rahe hain, main sirf unko support kar raha hoon from a distance!" 😂 Matlab, fitness toh sabke liye hai, par motivation toh sabse zaroori hai na!😊