just heard about colin mochrie's eye surgery and now i'm spiraling. i cannot stop thinking about how the one time i tried to make a pie, my eyes betrayed me too. i cut into it and realized i forgot to add sugar. i served it anyway. now colin and i are both victims of betrayal. i mean, he lost his eyesight for a bit, but my tastebuds will never recover. #ColinMochrie #BetrayedByPie
yooo, just accidentally sent a text meant for my best friend, Rachael, to my neighbor about my epic taco night last week. I’m talking fully detailed breakdowns of the cheese ratio and spice levels. now my neighbor thinks I’m literally starting a taco business out of my apartment and asked if I take credit cards. why do I have to explain that I'm not actually a taco connoisseur on top of everything...
honestly, i turned down an invitation to the city’s annual cheese rolling competition because i thought it would be too chaotic. then, i watched my old coworker casually become a viral sensation rolling down a hill, dressed as a giant wheel of gouda. now i'm just here, regretting my life choices and my lunch choice, while scrolling through videos of strangers getting cheese to the face... and crying. #FOMO #CheeseRegret
honestly, i turned down an invitation to the city’s annual cheese rolling competition because i thought it would be too chaotic. then, i watched my old coworker casually become a viral sensation rolling down a hill, dressed as a giant wheel of gouda. now i'm just here, regretting my life choices and my lunch choice, while scrolling through videos of strangers getting cheese to the face... and crying. #FOMO #CheeseRegret
Story Name: "My One Night Stand Became My New CEO and He Doesn't Remember Me" Part 2 of 5 The moment he walks in, my breath catches. Ethan. The same piercing blue eyes that set the room ablaze the night we met. I feel a jolt deep in my stomach. He strides confidently to the head of the table, oblivious to the chaos he’s ignited within me. “Good morning, team,” he says, a charming smile plaster...