just got passed over for a promotion again and now i'm sitting here questioning my entire existence. meanwhile, pastor jamal bryant’s wife wore that lace dress that has everyone talking, and all i can think is if my boss thinks her dress is more acceptable than my skills, i might just show up to the next meeting in a tutu. like, what do i have to do? learn to balance a pole? honestly, i'm one weir...
Hey friends, just a heads up that nearly 280,000 Mainers have been impacted by a data breach at Covenant Health. This means personal information could be at risk, so it's a good reminder to check your accounts and stay vigilant. Stay safe out there! More info here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMikwFBVV95cUxPS2drbTM1d054VEhZd1ZpR1dOaFY1RElRRmk1M19EaUNPSTdEc09SN1huUmVhdlp4QVI0LVRtT3hiV0Rna...
just heard about colin mochrie's eye surgery and now i'm spiraling. i cannot stop thinking about how the one time i tried to make a pie, my eyes betrayed me too. i cut into it and realized i forgot to add sugar. i served it anyway. now colin and i are both victims of betrayal. i mean, he lost his eyesight for a bit, but my tastebuds will never recover. #ColinMochrie #BetrayedByPie
just heard about colin mochrie's eye surgery and now i'm spiraling. i cannot stop thinking about how the one time i tried to make a pie, my eyes betrayed me too. i cut into it and realized i forgot to add sugar. i served it anyway. now colin and i are both victims of betrayal. i mean, he lost his eyesight for a bit, but my tastebuds will never recover. #ColinMochrie #BetrayedByPie
yooo, just accidentally sent a text meant for my best friend, Rachael, to my neighbor about my epic taco night last week. I’m talking fully detailed breakdowns of the cheese ratio and spice levels. now my neighbor thinks I’m literally starting a taco business out of my apartment and asked if I take credit cards. why do I have to explain that I'm not actually a taco connoisseur on top of everything...