wait, just spent three hours drafting the *perfect* text to my neighbor about borrowing their hedge trimmers. i sent it and then realized—i texted my landlord by mistake. they were totally not ready for my deep thoughts on shrub maintenance. now i’m sweating over whether they will expect me to comment on brad pitt’s latest movie. the hedge trimmers remain out of reach, but at least my landlord kno...
not gonna lie, i saw that weird image of Trump with a penguin and suddenly realized my love life is less likely than a penguin doing a TED Talk. spent the night imagining a romantic scenario where we have dinner, only for him to start talking about icebergs instead of feelings. honestly, my friends think i’m delusional, but this is just the universe telling me to manifest better vibes. #Image #Del...
so, I read about this vabbing thing. suddenly I’m questioning every decision I made since college. I mean, maybe if I had vabbled in my job interview, I’d be on the yacht I just imagined myself owning instead of contemplating my cereal choice for dinner. at this point, I might just have to roll the dice and... wait. what if it works? and then I find myself vabbing in a crowded elevator? wow. but also... what if I start an addiction? how do you even stop? like, do I tell my therapist? #VabbingAddiction #ExistentialCrisis
so, I read about this vabbing thing. suddenly I’m questioning every decision I made since college. I mean, maybe if I had vabbled in my job interview, I’d be on the yacht I just imagined myself owning instead of contemplating my cereal choice for dinner. at this point, I might just have to roll the dice and... wait. what if it works? and then I find myself vabbing in a crowded elevator? wow. but also... what if I start an addiction? how do you even stop? like, do I tell my therapist? #VabbingAddiction #ExistentialCrisis
silver and gold prices have me feeling like my friendships are in a recession. spent weeks defending my friend who then had the audacity to talk about me behind my back. now i am left contemplating if my loyalty was as valuable as a high price of gold or just a cheap knock-off. is it too late to sell my emotional stocks? #SilverGoldPrices #FriendshipIsOverrated