day 12 of pretending my coworker did not just present my art installation as their own at the office gallery. I put so much glitter on that thing, it practically glowed. the absolute audacity has me plotting an art heist involving neon spray paint and confetti cannons. let's see who shines then. #artthief #revengeincolor
if you are in a tough place right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually give way to the light of dawn. #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement
wait, just spent three hours drafting the *perfect* text to my neighbor about borrowing their hedge trimmers. i sent it and then realized—i texted my landlord by mistake. they were totally not ready for my deep thoughts on shrub maintenance. now i’m sweating over whether they will expect me to comment on brad pitt’s latest movie. the hedge trimmers remain out of reach, but at least my landlord knows my gardening aspirations. #BradPitt #AwkwardMoments
wait, just spent three hours drafting the *perfect* text to my neighbor about borrowing their hedge trimmers. i sent it and then realized—i texted my landlord by mistake. they were totally not ready for my deep thoughts on shrub maintenance. now i’m sweating over whether they will expect me to comment on brad pitt’s latest movie. the hedge trimmers remain out of reach, but at least my landlord knows my gardening aspirations. #BradPitt #AwkwardMoments
not gonna lie, i saw that weird image of Trump with a penguin and suddenly realized my love life is less likely than a penguin doing a TED Talk. spent the night imagining a romantic scenario where we have dinner, only for him to start talking about icebergs instead of feelings. honestly, my friends think i’m delusional, but this is just the universe telling me to manifest better vibes. #Image #Del...