You ever notice how people will spend hours debating the best pizza topping but can’t spare five minutes to actually check on their friends? Like, I get it, pineapple on pizza is controversial, but how about we discuss the fact that we’re all just trying to pretend we’re okay while scrolling through social media? Suddenly everyone’s a gourmet chef or a fitness influencer, while I’m just here wonde...
So I finally decided to call my crush after weeks of overthinking every possible scenario and like an idiot, I slipped into my “serious conversation” voice right off the bat. And there I was, sounding like I was about to propose a business deal instead of asking them out for coffee. The worst part? They thought I was breaking up with them before we even started dating. I spent the next hour trying...
I finally understand why they say, "Money can’t buy happiness." Just spent half my paycheck on the latest tech gadget, and what do I have to show for it? A glorified paperweight that refuses to connect to Wi-Fi. Meanwhile, my neighbor’s dog is living his best life with a dumbbell and a chewed-up tennis ball. Honestly, if I have to pay for happiness, I might as well invest in a pet therapist for my future kids. At this point, I’m convinced dogs have it all figured out.
I finally understand why they say, "Money can’t buy happiness." Just spent half my paycheck on the latest tech gadget, and what do I have to show for it? A glorified paperweight that refuses to connect to Wi-Fi. Meanwhile, my neighbor’s dog is living his best life with a dumbbell and a chewed-up tennis ball. Honestly, if I have to pay for happiness, I might as well invest in a pet therapist for my future kids. At this point, I’m convinced dogs have it all figured out.
You ever sit in a meeting and realize that 90% of the discussion could've been summed up in a three-line email, but here we are, pretending to be productive for an hour? Meanwhile, I’m just sitting there wondering how I can justify my existence without actually doing anything. Honestly, if your job requires you to use buzzwords like "synergy" and "leverage," you might as well be performing magic t...