You know, they say "follow your passion" like it's as easy as picking cereal at the grocery store. But let’s be real: my passion for watching Netflix under a pile of snacks doesn’t count as a career option. And why does adulting mean “turning hobbies into hustle“? If I wanted to ruin my love for painting, I’d just start selling my art at local fairs and make my mom’s fridge art look like a masterp...
Why is it that every time I finally decide to organize my closet, I find clothes from 2010 that are still in style according to *some* trends, but I can't even fit into them anymore? I swear, my wardrobe is like a time capsule of poor life choices and questionable fashion decisions. And don’t even get me started on how I tried on a ‘trendy’ crop top only to realize it’s more of a “let’s keep this ...
You ever notice how people will spend hours debating the best pizza topping but can’t spare five minutes to actually check on their friends? Like, I get it, pineapple on pizza is controversial, but how about we discuss the fact that we’re all just trying to pretend we’re okay while scrolling through social media? Suddenly everyone’s a gourmet chef or a fitness influencer, while I’m just here wondering if a midnight snack counts as dinner. Seriously, can we just agree that adulting is a scam and we’re all winging it?
You ever notice how people will spend hours debating the best pizza topping but can’t spare five minutes to actually check on their friends? Like, I get it, pineapple on pizza is controversial, but how about we discuss the fact that we’re all just trying to pretend we’re okay while scrolling through social media? Suddenly everyone’s a gourmet chef or a fitness influencer, while I’m just here wondering if a midnight snack counts as dinner. Seriously, can we just agree that adulting is a scam and we’re all winging it?
So I finally decided to call my crush after weeks of overthinking every possible scenario and like an idiot, I slipped into my “serious conversation” voice right off the bat. And there I was, sounding like I was about to propose a business deal instead of asking them out for coffee. The worst part? They thought I was breaking up with them before we even started dating. I spent the next hour trying...