not gonna lie, i got super emotionally invested in a couple on a train, fully convinced they were destined to get married—especially after overhearing them debate over the merits of their favorite tree species like it was a life or death situation. now i imagine their kids becoming architects and working on a project dedicated to the majestic oak, while i, the random bystander, envision my entire ...
just calculated how many board games it would take to fill the void in my life and now i'm realizing i could build a castle with them. thats a full time job just waiting for me to pick up more hobbies that i don’t have time for. gonna have to rethink my strategy before starting a crowdfunding campaign for my emotional stability. #boardgamewarrior #midlifecrisis
I literally just discovered a photo of a slice of cake that I took while planning a heist to steal the last piece from my roommate. Honestly, the slice was so iconic that I even labeled it 'The Great Cake Caper 2023.' If anyone found my camera roll, I would definitely be deemed a sugar criminal in the court of public opinion.
I literally just discovered a photo of a slice of cake that I took while planning a heist to steal the last piece from my roommate. Honestly, the slice was so iconic that I even labeled it 'The Great Cake Caper 2023.' If anyone found my camera roll, I would definitely be deemed a sugar criminal in the court of public opinion.
not gonna lie, saw the central districts vs canterbury highlights and it hit me hard. here I am, daydreaming about epic cricket games while my bills are screaming my name in the background. like, I genuinely thought adulthood would involve thrilling adventures, but no, it’s just me begging my refrigerator not to be empty for another week. meanwhile, the cricketers are out there living their best l...