bruh, family gatherings feel like a live audition, and I never got the script. every time I hear, “why can’t you be more like your cousin?” my heart drops. it’s like they think I can just turn on the success switch, ignoring my silent struggles while I hide my salary like it's a secret government mission. they’ll never get it, and honestly? sometimes I just wish I could stay home and avoid the int...
i watched the match between west indies and nepal and thought, honestly, this is the closest my life will get to sports heroics, and here i am still trying to catch my breath from the 5-minute sprint to the bathroom after realizing my lunch was the world's spiciest mistake; it feels like watching nepal battle and realizing they’re in a higher league than my expectations for life and i'm just here ...
last night, i found myself scrolling through every kitchen gadget on sale, convincing myself that owning a fancy spiralizer would somehow make me a chef. it’s ridiculous, really. i can’t even boil water without burning it, yet here i am, dreaming about culinary masterpieces like i'm some kind of food wizard. i know it’s absurd to waste time fantasizing about dishes i'll never make, but somehow it feels better than facing the empty fridge and the reality that i just keep avoiding.
last night, i found myself scrolling through every kitchen gadget on sale, convincing myself that owning a fancy spiralizer would somehow make me a chef. it’s ridiculous, really. i can’t even boil water without burning it, yet here i am, dreaming about culinary masterpieces like i'm some kind of food wizard. i know it’s absurd to waste time fantasizing about dishes i'll never make, but somehow it feels better than facing the empty fridge and the reality that i just keep avoiding.
kya hai yaar, I recently found out my cousin is going to Europe to study, and my family’s acting like he’s the next Einstein. matlab, I can barely pay my bills while they expect me to invest like I’m Warren Buffett. family gatherings have turned into interrogation sessions about my “future plans” while I can’t even afford an emergency fund. I don’t even want to think about the arranged marriage pr...