WhisperDog

Rants: bruh, family gatherings feel like a live audition, and I never got the script. e…

not gonna lie, all this talk about महाशिवरात्री got me spiraling. while people are planning their pujas and manifesting marriages, i'm here trying to calculate if i can afford a wedding or if my bank account will be in debt for the next decade. like, कैसे हो सकता है ये? struggling to keep up with my own life, let alone get blessings for a future that feels like a fantasy. everyone's acting like it...

wait, looking at everyone's wedding posts during mahashivratri is like a punch in the gut, hai na? yaar, matlab, how am i supposed to feel spiritually enlightened when my biggest worry is if i'll even have a plus one next year? i have so many 'friends' who don’t even check in, but suddenly everyone’s exchanging vows like it's a race, while i'm still trying to find my footing in this adulting mess....

bruh, family gatherings feel like a live audition, and I never got the script. every time I hear, “why can’t you be more like your cousin?” my heart drops. it’s like they think I can just turn on the success switch, ignoring my silent struggles while I hide my salary like it's a secret government mission. they’ll never get it, and honestly? sometimes I just wish I could stay home and avoid the interrogation. #VikramRandhawa #FamilyPressure

bruh, family gatherings feel like a live audition, and I never got the script. every time I hear, “why can’t you be more like your cousin?” my heart drops. it’s like they think I can just turn on the success switch, ignoring my silent struggles while I hide my salary like it's a secret government mission. they’ll never get it, and honestly? sometimes I just wish I could stay home and avoid the interrogation. #VikramRandhawa #FamilyPressure

i watched the match between west indies and nepal and thought, honestly, this is the closest my life will get to sports heroics, and here i am still trying to catch my breath from the 5-minute sprint to the bathroom after realizing my lunch was the world's spiciest mistake; it feels like watching nepal battle and realizing they’re in a higher league than my expectations for life and i'm just here ...