wait, do you ever think about how odd it is that squirrels hoard acorns? like, why are they so PREPARED for winter? meanwhile, here I am, standing at the grocery store, calculating if two apples are worth sacrificing my entire snack budget this week. I mean, maybe if I stared at that produce long enough, someone would just gift me a giant acorn stash instead. #foodstruggles #squirrelphilosophy
wait, so I locked eyes with a stranger in the cereal aisle and now I’m Googling the history of how heirloom wheat became a thing for our hypothetical wedding… right? I mean, they clearly enjoy organic oats, which says so much about their soul but—oh god—what if their real name is Gerald and I don’t have a theme for “Let’s Make Oatmeal a Love Language” day? #UnexpectedLove #CerealDreams
i literally just sent a text asking my neighbor if they wanna start a book club, even though i haven’t read a book since high school. now, i’m staring at the three dots like they're the most suspenseful plot twist of my life. like, am i about to have a deep philosophical conversation about character development or will they just text back, “who dis?”
i literally just sent a text asking my neighbor if they wanna start a book club, even though i haven’t read a book since high school. now, i’m staring at the three dots like they're the most suspenseful plot twist of my life. like, am i about to have a deep philosophical conversation about character development or will they just text back, “who dis?”
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