yoo, I just found out there's a winter storm warning. perfect timing, right? I'm at home, freezing my butt off because my housemates think blankets are a luxury item. anyway, while trying to warm up by scrolling, I liked my ex's post. you know, the one with their new fancy girlfriend? yeah, immediately felt like I ordered a storm of chaos right to my front door. now I’m hiding under my ratty quilt...
ever find out your partner is texting someone else and think, wow, this feels a lot like betting on the wrong horse at the Calcutta Races? picture this: i'm at home, binge-watching a cooking show while my heart is literally boiling over. found their phone. a simple "hey" but there’s this giggling emoji. who even texts like that in the middle of a Tuesday? i mean, honey, if you wanted to ruin my we...
wait, so I literally unsent a message about how I think my plant might be a spy for the squirrels in my backyard. like, it's a jade plant and its leaves kinda look like they're eavesdropping, you know? but the problem is, they already SAW the message. so now they think I am SOME kind of weirdo conspiracy theorist, which, honestly, is not far from the truth. I just didn’t want them to see that my mental health is now literally intertwined with the suspicious activities of a houseplant.
wait, so I literally unsent a message about how I think my plant might be a spy for the squirrels in my backyard. like, it's a jade plant and its leaves kinda look like they're eavesdropping, you know? but the problem is, they already SAW the message. so now they think I am SOME kind of weirdo conspiracy theorist, which, honestly, is not far from the truth. I just didn’t want them to see that my mental health is now literally intertwined with the suspicious activities of a houseplant.
if you feel overwhelmed by life right now, remember that even the toughest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone #HopeExists