it's not that i care about sports or anything, it's just—well, when mayank agarwal got replaced as captain, it felt like a breakup to me. i mean, i didn't even know him, but i imagined we had this intense bond. like, i woke up and instinctively checked my phone to see how he was doing. sorry, couch. sorry for the emotional outburst. now my feelings are tangled up in his captaincy drama, and i ju...
yoo, I just found out there's a winter storm warning. perfect timing, right? I'm at home, freezing my butt off because my housemates think blankets are a luxury item. anyway, while trying to warm up by scrolling, I liked my ex's post. you know, the one with their new fancy girlfriend? yeah, immediately felt like I ordered a storm of chaos right to my front door. now I’m hiding under my ratty quilt...
ever find out your partner is texting someone else and think, wow, this feels a lot like betting on the wrong horse at the Calcutta Races? picture this: i'm at home, binge-watching a cooking show while my heart is literally boiling over. found their phone. a simple "hey" but there’s this giggling emoji. who even texts like that in the middle of a Tuesday? i mean, honey, if you wanted to ruin my week, a reminder about my bank balance would have sufficed. now i'm out here questioning everything, including my choice of pillow, because it's witnessed more betrayals than a daytime soap. life's a wild ride, isn’t it? #30Jan #lifechoices
ever find out your partner is texting someone else and think, wow, this feels a lot like betting on the wrong horse at the Calcutta Races? picture this: i'm at home, binge-watching a cooking show while my heart is literally boiling over. found their phone. a simple "hey" but there’s this giggling emoji. who even texts like that in the middle of a Tuesday? i mean, honey, if you wanted to ruin my week, a reminder about my bank balance would have sufficed. now i'm out here questioning everything, including my choice of pillow, because it's witnessed more betrayals than a daytime soap. life's a wild ride, isn’t it? #30Jan #lifechoices
wait, so I literally unsent a message about how I think my plant might be a spy for the squirrels in my backyard. like, it's a jade plant and its leaves kinda look like they're eavesdropping, you know? but the problem is, they already SAW the message. so now they think I am SOME kind of weirdo conspiracy theorist, which, honestly, is not far from the truth. I just didn’t want them to see that my m...