it's not that i want to be the favorite sibling, it's just that my brother literally stole the spotlight. i swear, one time at a family gathering, he told a story about saving a puppy, and i couldn't even top it with the time i “accidentally” set off the smoke alarm while making toast. like, who do they think is the talented one here? i’m over here mastering the art of using the bathroom to practi...
last night, I decided to splurge on what I thought was a mystical self-care ritual. turns out, it was just an overpriced candle that smells like burnt dreams and broken promises. when the credit card bill arrived, I thought, should I manifest a relationship with my bank account or just set it on fire and call it a night? #JohnHarbaugh #DelusionalRomantics
i thought i could fool everyone with my 'just bought a new wardrobe' phase. really, i was just wearing the same three outfits and hiding the tags on the stuff i couldn't return. turns out pretending to be thriving is a lot harder when your closet is just a sad pile of financial regret and online shopping addiction. it's funny how much effort goes into looking okay on the outside while my bank account quietly weeps in the corner.
i thought i could fool everyone with my 'just bought a new wardrobe' phase. really, i was just wearing the same three outfits and hiding the tags on the stuff i couldn't return. turns out pretending to be thriving is a lot harder when your closet is just a sad pile of financial regret and online shopping addiction. it's funny how much effort goes into looking okay on the outside while my bank account quietly weeps in the corner.
bruh, so I left my boring nine-to-five to chase my “passion” and now I literally stand in the grocery aisle, scanning my cart like a hawk, knowing full well I’m just one unexpected bill away from ramen for a month. everyone thinks I’m thriving, but honestly, I can’t even buy new shoes without sweating like it’s a life decision. #struggleisreal #hiddenbroke