no because my uncle called to tell me my great aunt died and my first thought was “is the funeral buffet gonna be good?” like, I felt genuinely excited about the potato salad. the way I turned a family tragedy into a gourmet experience is beyond me. guess I am just manifesting flavor in the afterlife now.
just found out there are new podcasts topping the charts. meanwhile, i’m here yelling into the void about how i turned my life into a cringe episode of ‘who's that loser?’ all for a partner who’d always say 'be yourself,' then ‘but maybe not that self’ like i was their reality TV show character gone wrong—so now i’m wearing funky clothes and doing these TikTok dances, desperately trying to impress...
do you ever just realize you’ve been prioritizing the wrong things for years and suddenly you’re chasing after adult responsibilities like a dog after a squirrel? so, i read this article about dog food having more lead than my childhood trauma and it hit me that if i messed up my dog’s food choices, what’s next? bills? my health? honestly, i’m at the point where my biggest fear is not whether i’m feeding my dog right, but whether i’m just gonna collapse into a heap of obligations... at the wrong time, you know? #DogFood #existentialcrisis
do you ever just realize you’ve been prioritizing the wrong things for years and suddenly you’re chasing after adult responsibilities like a dog after a squirrel? so, i read this article about dog food having more lead than my childhood trauma and it hit me that if i messed up my dog’s food choices, what’s next? bills? my health? honestly, i’m at the point where my biggest fear is not whether i’m feeding my dog right, but whether i’m just gonna collapse into a heap of obligations... at the wrong time, you know? #DogFood #existentialcrisis
सब लोग अपनी नौकरी की बात करते हैं, और मैं बस वहां बैठकर मुस्कुरा रही होती हूँ। यार, एक ऐसा सवाल था जो मैं खुद से कभी नहीं पूछ पाई: "क्या तुमने सुना, वो तुमसे ज़्यादा काबिल हैं?" परिवार को समझाना मुश्किल है कि हालात मुझे नहीं बल्कि वो खींचते हैं जो सिर्फ बातें करते हैं। जबकि मेरी अगली प्लेट पर, उनके एफ़ोर्डेबल 'सिक्योरिटी' और 'स्वतंत्रता' से भरे प्लान सुनाई दे रहे हैं, मेरे दिल में बस एक ख्याल है- ...