yaar, matlab dekho, everyone keeps asking when I’ll settle down. I just lost my job and I’m hiding debt like it’s a family secret. even thinking about arranged marriage while barely making ends meet feels like a cruel joke, hai na? I smile through it all, pretending like everything’s okay. no one knows the stress behind the facade, no one gets it. #MonacoVsNantes #realitycheck
it’s not that I’m ignoring all the red flags, it’s just... I genuinely think one day I’m gonna walk into work, and find a humanoid robot replacing me, like, “surprise, you’re not even human anymore.” like literally, as I struggle to get out of bed every morning wondering if the job I hate will be taken by something smarter than me. so yeah, here I am, stuck in this chaos of hoping I’ll somehow lan...
no because my uncle called to tell me my great aunt died and my first thought was “is the funeral buffet gonna be good?” like, I felt genuinely excited about the potato salad. the way I turned a family tragedy into a gourmet experience is beyond me. guess I am just manifesting flavor in the afterlife now.
no because my uncle called to tell me my great aunt died and my first thought was “is the funeral buffet gonna be good?” like, I felt genuinely excited about the potato salad. the way I turned a family tragedy into a gourmet experience is beyond me. guess I am just manifesting flavor in the afterlife now.
just found out there are new podcasts topping the charts. meanwhile, i’m here yelling into the void about how i turned my life into a cringe episode of ‘who's that loser?’ all for a partner who’d always say 'be yourself,' then ‘but maybe not that self’ like i was their reality TV show character gone wrong—so now i’m wearing funky clothes and doing these TikTok dances, desperately trying to impress...