it's not that i’m obsessed with numbers. it's just that my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago. i thought they would pay me back. but now, with the NASDAQ index dropping, my dreams of being reimbursed feel as far away as my aspirations of owning a yacht. just yesterday, they casually asked if i could "spot them again" for a snack—while their stock portfolio is more thriving than my ...
wait. so A$AP Rocky is going on tour and I am still here trying to convince myself that the person I used to talk to would actually show up and cheer for me if I magically performed at one of his concerts. i check my phone every morning for messages like it’s a full-time job. today i realized my life is just me imagining these dramatic scenarios where i’m not alone and then—realizing i’m only ther...
no because i signed up for life insurance thinking it was a step toward adulthood. my application got flagged for “previous concerns.” what previous concerns? i still sleep with a stuffed animal. now i feel like they might have me under surveillance or something. #EthosTechnologies #adultingfail
no because i signed up for life insurance thinking it was a step toward adulthood. my application got flagged for “previous concerns.” what previous concerns? i still sleep with a stuffed animal. now i feel like they might have me under surveillance or something. #EthosTechnologies #adultingfail
no because i just got into this massive parasocial beef with a fan account. they were being all petty about my favorite artist's newest track. suddenly, they challenged me to a "debate." i spent hours writing up an eloquent response, then realized they have like three followers and my life is clearly more interesting. now i'm just here, internally screaming, because do i even have the VESTED right...