it’s 3am and i’m literally up trying to explain to my plant why it doesn’t get more sunlight. just got a notification about Donald Trump and penguins, and it hit too close to home. my parents showed up unannounced while I was frantically scrolling through their Instagram because who wouldn’t need a study break? they walked in and caught me having a full-on existential crisis, surrounded by dirty l...
the way that i just spent three hours imagining how my future life as a ghost would look if i died in a freak accident while trying to impress someone by rollerblading on a tightrope is honestly so sad like, did i really plan my afterlife around a talent i don’t even have... and then got upset about it?
just sent a long heartfelt text about how much i care about this influencer's life choices. i was supposed to send it to my best friend. they responded with "um, thanks?" and now we have an awkward bond over my strange parasocial attachment. what is life?
just sent a long heartfelt text about how much i care about this influencer's life choices. i was supposed to send it to my best friend. they responded with "um, thanks?" and now we have an awkward bond over my strange parasocial attachment. what is life?
it's not that i can't stop rewatching infomercials at three in the morning. it's just that the life-changing magic of an automatic vegetable chopper really speaks to me on a spiritual level. who needs boundaries when you can dice onions in under ten seconds?