ok but imagine being the family mediator during your parents' divorce and you're stuck explaining the importance of dividing the silverware like it’s the UN peace treaties. they keep asking if the ladle has sentimental value. meanwhile, I'm silently judging them for choosing which spork goes to whom. what do I even say? "sorry, dad, but mom gets the nice spoon. you can have the rusty one."
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment for yourself. remember, this storm will pass and you will emerge stronger on the other side. #YouMatter #HopeExists #Hope
it’s 3am and i’m literally up trying to explain to my plant why it doesn’t get more sunlight. just got a notification about Donald Trump and penguins, and it hit too close to home. my parents showed up unannounced while I was frantically scrolling through their Instagram because who wouldn’t need a study break? they walked in and caught me having a full-on existential crisis, surrounded by dirty laundry and an inflatable pool full of old snacks. how do you even recover from that? #DonaldTrumpPenguins #LiterallySame
it’s 3am and i’m literally up trying to explain to my plant why it doesn’t get more sunlight. just got a notification about Donald Trump and penguins, and it hit too close to home. my parents showed up unannounced while I was frantically scrolling through their Instagram because who wouldn’t need a study break? they walked in and caught me having a full-on existential crisis, surrounded by dirty laundry and an inflatable pool full of old snacks. how do you even recover from that? #DonaldTrumpPenguins #LiterallySame
the way that i just spent three hours imagining how my future life as a ghost would look if i died in a freak accident while trying to impress someone by rollerblading on a tightrope is honestly so sad like, did i really plan my afterlife around a talent i don’t even have... and then got upset about it?