literally just saw that there are school closings today. thought, wow, what a blessing to have a surprise day off. then remembered I took a day off work last week for my dog’s vet appointment and like—she’s perfectly healthy. my dog is living her best life while I am here just—out here giving all my emotional support to inanimate objects. the storm of feelings inside me is way worse than any winte...
not gonna lie, just sat through a meeting where my boss praised someone else for MY idea about office plant arrangements. yes, the revolutionary concept of not letting them DIE while promoting productivity. it felt like watching someone win an award for painting a masterpiece in a competition where i showed up with finger paints and a smug cat. now i’m just waiting for my promotion as Chief Leaf W...
yooo, just got caught in a group chat drama over which candle scent is superior. while they’re throwing shade, my savings account just crumbled like the stock market today. suddenly my vibe went from “whimsical decor” to “maybe i need a side hustle.” just realized i might end up with scented oil for company instead of friends. #SensexMoneycontrol #GroupChatGoneWrong
yooo, just got caught in a group chat drama over which candle scent is superior. while they’re throwing shade, my savings account just crumbled like the stock market today. suddenly my vibe went from “whimsical decor” to “maybe i need a side hustle.” just realized i might end up with scented oil for company instead of friends. #SensexMoneycontrol #GroupChatGoneWrong
yooo, so I was practicing my reaction for when CAMS share price skyrockets, right? picture me sitting at the coffee shop, totally manifesting good vibes, and then I realize, I’m looking straight at the barista while daydreaming about a life we don’t even have. yeah, I rehearsed my ecstatic scream and all. but honestly, when the numbers drop, and my imaginary life with my barista fades, I’m left ho...