wait, I saw that news about hcl shares dropping and suddenly it hit me, yaar, jab mera breakup hua na, tab samjha ki mujhe unse emotionally kitna support milta tha, and now I'm just stuck in my apartment talking to my plants, hoping they'll give me life advice or something... like, literally feeling like I'm crashing with all this uncertainty and my ex is probably thriving while I scroll through f...
yooo, just heard about rajpal yadav. as i scroll through social media, watching exes tying the knot, i wonder if there’s a universe where my past isn't constantly haunting me. it feels like i'm standing in line for a rollercoaster i never wanted to ride, while everyone else is in their happily-ever-afters. meanwhile, here i am, still trying to figure out who the hell i am in this crazy ride called...
it's not that i care about rajpal yadav or his jail time, yaar. matlab, it's just that every time i see his face on the news, i remember how my crush dumped me over WhatsApp while i was rewatching his old movies. now, everyone is getting hitched or settling down, while i still can't stop thinking about a guy who won't even recognize my name. it feels like life's playing some sad joke, hai na? i mean, how does someone end up in jail and i can't even get a single text back? #RajpalYadav #CrushFails
it's not that i care about rajpal yadav or his jail time, yaar. matlab, it's just that every time i see his face on the news, i remember how my crush dumped me over WhatsApp while i was rewatching his old movies. now, everyone is getting hitched or settling down, while i still can't stop thinking about a guy who won't even recognize my name. it feels like life's playing some sad joke, hai na? i mean, how does someone end up in jail and i can't even get a single text back? #RajpalYadav #CrushFails
the way that my cousins casually bought new cars while i'm sitting here stressed about how to pay for groceries feels like a sitcom that forgot the laughs. like, yaar, matlab seriously, i saw the hcl share price drop and thought, "are these numbers meant to make me feel better or worse?" it's so embarrassing pretending like i'm fine when i'm hiding debts that feel like an anchor pulling me down, h...