ever get that crippling feeling that literally everyone in the world is financially stable but you? i spent thirty minutes last night calculating how many ramen noodles i could buy with the loose change in my couch cushions, only to realize i do not own a couch, just a really committed bean bag.
just realized that the kid who used to bring a rubber chicken to school every day now acts like they literally dont know me when we pass in the grocery store. like, excuse me, i saw you sing happy birthday to it last year. don’t play with me.
yooo, saw the news about Pharrell Williams and my brain went on a weird tangent. i’m over here stressing about my finances, and he's dealing with a lawsuit over unpaid royalties like it's an afternoon snack. last night, i contemplated going through my old piggy bank, wondering if pennies could somehow get me out of this existential crisis, but all i found were expired coupons. maybe if i get a mortgage for my emotional debt? who knows. if only financial anxiety burned calories. #PharrellWilliams #RelatableCringe
yooo, saw the news about Pharrell Williams and my brain went on a weird tangent. i’m over here stressing about my finances, and he's dealing with a lawsuit over unpaid royalties like it's an afternoon snack. last night, i contemplated going through my old piggy bank, wondering if pennies could somehow get me out of this existential crisis, but all i found were expired coupons. maybe if i get a mortgage for my emotional debt? who knows. if only financial anxiety burned calories. #PharrellWilliams #RelatableCringe
honestly, just sat down and reflected on my decision to quit my stable job for my “passion” while the news was blasting about al kholood vs al-ettifaq. my bank account is literally at a level that rivals my creativity, which is to say, nonexistent. so here I am, imagining my life on a vision board with sparkling vacations while choosing between instant noodles and frozen peas. honestly, what was I...