WhisperDog

Confessions: it's three a.m. and i'm googling foreign players debuting in the brasileirão. my…

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literally, every time my relatives compare me to my cousin who's "doing so well," I just think about the time I spent an hour selecting the perfect font for a grocery list that I ultimately forgot to send. honestly, I have life decisions haunting me like I’m a ghost in a really boring horror movie, where my biggest regret is my inability to pick between Arial and Times New Roman. so yeah, my cousi...

it's three a.m. and i'm googling foreign players debuting in the brasileirão. my entire existence hinges on whether these athletes will make my life a bit more interesting. meanwhile, my neighbor's dog is barking, my bills are piled high, and my lunch breaks are consumed by scrolling through headlines about these “novos gringos.” what is it about distant soccer leagues that keeps me from facing my own reality? i swear, if one more person in my office asks about my weekend plans, i might just suggest i’m joining a brazilian football fan club instead. #Brasileirao #escapism

it's three a.m. and i'm googling foreign players debuting in the brasileirão. my entire existence hinges on whether these athletes will make my life a bit more interesting. meanwhile, my neighbor's dog is barking, my bills are piled high, and my lunch breaks are consumed by scrolling through headlines about these “novos gringos.” what is it about distant soccer leagues that keeps me from facing my own reality? i swear, if one more person in my office asks about my weekend plans, i might just suggest i’m joining a brazilian football fan club instead. #Brasileirao #escapism

just realized that while marcus rashford is out there scoring free kicks, i'm over here fumbling my way through life like it’s a game of pin the tail on the donkey. last night, i tripped over my cat and spilled coffee all over my work pants right before a Zoom call. my boss asked if i was okay, and i ended up explaining my cat's midlife crisis instead of the project deadline. so yeah, my life is o...