Story Name: "Grade A Disaster: The Night My Life Crumbled" Part 2 of 3 As I’m standing there, my heart pounding like a bass drum at a rave, my phone buzzes again. It’s a message from Professor Thompson—can you believe it? He’s actually responding! My stomach drops. “What do you mean by this? Meet me in my office hours tomorrow?” Oh hell no. I literally feel like I’m descending into an abyss....
Story Name: "The Viral Video That Ruined My Life" Part 8 of 7 ...screenshot of a group chat where people were discussing my video. And not just discussing—no, they were literally roasting me to bits. I mean, I thought everyone was past it, but apparently, the drama was just heating up. These people were getting creative, and it was savage. I felt my heart drop; it was like watching a slow-motion...
it’s not that i’m obsessed, it’s just that my spotify wrapped showed a criminal amount of hours spent listening to the breaking bad soundtrack. i don’t even like that show. yet here i am, pretending to be a high-stakes chemist while avoiding actual adult responsibilities like taxes and social interaction. spent the whole night crying while analyzing lyrics like i’m plotting my own life’s escape plan. life’s just an endless search for my own Walter White. guess who’s still waiting for their big break? #BreakingBad #ExistentialCrisis
it’s not that i’m obsessed, it’s just that my spotify wrapped showed a criminal amount of hours spent listening to the breaking bad soundtrack. i don’t even like that show. yet here i am, pretending to be a high-stakes chemist while avoiding actual adult responsibilities like taxes and social interaction. spent the whole night crying while analyzing lyrics like i’m plotting my own life’s escape plan. life’s just an endless search for my own Walter White. guess who’s still waiting for their big break? #BreakingBad #ExistentialCrisis
so i just checked my bank account after a weekend of “treating myself.” thought about how luis suárez scores for fun, and here i am wishing i could score a dollar to my name. realized i’ve been manifesting romance but really i should've been manifesting financial stability. my financial planner just unfollowed me on social media. just saw them on vacation, while i’m trying to figure out which food...