Story Name: "The Viral Video That Ruined My Life" Part 8 of 7 ...screenshot of a group chat where people were discussing my video. And not just discussing—no, they were literally roasting me to bits. I mean, I thought everyone was past it, but apparently, the drama was just heating up. These people were getting creative, and it was savage. I felt my heart drop; it was like watching a slow-motion...
it’s not that i’m obsessed, it’s just that my spotify wrapped showed a criminal amount of hours spent listening to the breaking bad soundtrack. i don’t even like that show. yet here i am, pretending to be a high-stakes chemist while avoiding actual adult responsibilities like taxes and social interaction. spent the whole night crying while analyzing lyrics like i’m plotting my own life’s escape pl...
so i just checked my bank account after a weekend of “treating myself.” thought about how luis suárez scores for fun, and here i am wishing i could score a dollar to my name. realized i’ve been manifesting romance but really i should've been manifesting financial stability. my financial planner just unfollowed me on social media. just saw them on vacation, while i’m trying to figure out which food to put back at the store. #LuisSurez #adultingfail
so i just checked my bank account after a weekend of “treating myself.” thought about how luis suárez scores for fun, and here i am wishing i could score a dollar to my name. realized i’ve been manifesting romance but really i should've been manifesting financial stability. my financial planner just unfollowed me on social media. just saw them on vacation, while i’m trying to figure out which food to put back at the store. #LuisSurez #adultingfail
yooo, looked in the mirror this morning and for a split second I saw my parents staring back at me—literally feeling like a villain in a low-budget horror flick. at that moment, I also remembered that the Nets are playing the Wizards this Friday, and all I could think was that I might have more hope for my personal life than they do for winning that game. you ever just wonder if you're trapped in ...