no because the way that my neighbor just told me they saw my private story where I casually discussed my FIVE HOUR deep dive into how to become a professional goat yoga instructor—like what even is my life? I was just trying to impress my cat. now I’m cringing hard enough to fuel a small solar system. guess I’m officially the local goat lady in a one-horse town.
the way that post malone is going on tour and i can barely commit to watering my plants. like, i just caught feelings for someone who made it crystal clear they don't do relationships—but here i am, rehearsing the world's most delusional love confession in my head. i thought about buying concert tickets, thinking, “maybe if they see how spontaneous i am, they’ll change their mind.” but now i’m jus...
day 47 of pretending to be okay while scrolling through wedding posts—everyone looks so happy, but yaar, mein toh ek shaadi ki planning ke liye bas meri purani debts ka haal dekh rahi hoon. jab bologna aur milan ki baat hoti hai, tab mujhe sirf apni bholi bhaalij ki tarah arzi deni hoti hai, kisi ki smile dekhti hoon aur sochti hoon—main yeh kab karungi? ghar wale samjhte nahi, ki marriage ki chinta se zyada, meri asli struggle toh everyday expenses hai. aaj se chaar saal baad, kya mai khudko jhoot bol ke shaadi ka rang samajh paaungi? #BolognaVsMilan #Weddings
day 47 of pretending to be okay while scrolling through wedding posts—everyone looks so happy, but yaar, mein toh ek shaadi ki planning ke liye bas meri purani debts ka haal dekh rahi hoon. jab bologna aur milan ki baat hoti hai, tab mujhe sirf apni bholi bhaalij ki tarah arzi deni hoti hai, kisi ki smile dekhti hoon aur sochti hoon—main yeh kab karungi? ghar wale samjhte nahi, ki marriage ki chinta se zyada, meri asli struggle toh everyday expenses hai. aaj se chaar saal baad, kya mai khudko jhoot bol ke shaadi ka rang samajh paaungi? #BolognaVsMilan #Weddings
ngl, i just realized i spent years grinding to be a “connoisseur” of fine cheeses, like it’s gonna impress people at parties. so here i am, nervously sweating through my first “cheese tasting event,” awkwardly fumbling with a piece of brie while a guy next to me waxes poetic about the notes of hazelnut. turns out, the only note i really care about is whether there's enough pizza in the fridge for ...