if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that you do not have to do it alone. even in the toughest times, there is a light waiting to shine through the darkness. #ThisTooShallPass #StayStrong
no because the way that my neighbor just told me they saw my private story where I casually discussed my FIVE HOUR deep dive into how to become a professional goat yoga instructor—like what even is my life? I was just trying to impress my cat. now I’m cringing hard enough to fuel a small solar system. guess I’m officially the local goat lady in a one-horse town.
the way that post malone is going on tour and i can barely commit to watering my plants. like, i just caught feelings for someone who made it crystal clear they don't do relationships—but here i am, rehearsing the world's most delusional love confession in my head. i thought about buying concert tickets, thinking, “maybe if they see how spontaneous i am, they’ll change their mind.” but now i’m just sitting here, making empty plans while my imaginary romantic life looks better than my actual one—#PostMalone #dreamer
the way that post malone is going on tour and i can barely commit to watering my plants. like, i just caught feelings for someone who made it crystal clear they don't do relationships—but here i am, rehearsing the world's most delusional love confession in my head. i thought about buying concert tickets, thinking, “maybe if they see how spontaneous i am, they’ll change their mind.” but now i’m just sitting here, making empty plans while my imaginary romantic life looks better than my actual one—#PostMalone #dreamer
day 47 of pretending to be okay while scrolling through wedding posts—everyone looks so happy, but yaar, mein toh ek shaadi ki planning ke liye bas meri purani debts ka haal dekh rahi hoon. jab bologna aur milan ki baat hoti hai, tab mujhe sirf apni bholi bhaalij ki tarah arzi deni hoti hai, kisi ki smile dekhti hoon aur sochti hoon—main yeh kab karungi? ghar wale samjhte nahi, ki marriage ki chin...