it's not that i spend too much on useless things, it's just that i thought a rare vinyl of an album that reminds me of high school would bring me joy, ngl. but after realizing i've poured more into records than my actual therapy sessions—turns out they don't talk back either. tbh, as soon as i heard hayley williams talking about the five best paramore songs, i had a meltdown while staring at my co...
i just added up how much i've spent on streaming subscriptions—it's enough to send me into an existential crisis deeper than the upside-down. meanwhile, everyone is talking about cara buono being the hero of the latest season like she didn’t just have a household full of teenagers, stressing over the ‘demogorgon’ of unpaid bills. here i am, missing the simplicity of the dial-up internet days when ...
day 14 of obsessively re-organizing my spice rack because i discovered my partner's been texting a girl named "SpicySusie" and now i need to find out if that’s a nickname or just their actual contact. went from chili powder to detective mode in a matter of minutes. meanwhile, they're over here thinking 'she won’t check my phone' while i’m mentally prepping for my undercover mission involving stealth and a yoga mat. who knew culinary inspiration would be the real source of heartburn?
day 14 of obsessively re-organizing my spice rack because i discovered my partner's been texting a girl named "SpicySusie" and now i need to find out if that’s a nickname or just their actual contact. went from chili powder to detective mode in a matter of minutes. meanwhile, they're over here thinking 'she won’t check my phone' while i’m mentally prepping for my undercover mission involving stealth and a yoga mat. who knew culinary inspiration would be the real source of heartburn?
so i’m watching this game preview for thu vs sta, right? my boss calls me in to ask about a budget report while i’m literally trying to calculate how much instant ramen i can buy this week to avoid eating my leftovers from LAST month. then he’s like “we really need to tighten expenses,” and i had to remind him my salary isn’t in the budget at all. funny how the biggest thing getting cut might be m...