bruh, just had a holiday dinner that turned into an intervention about my life choices, and honestly, I was just trying to enjoy the green bean casserole. one minute I’m talking about how much I LOVE candle making, next thing I know my family is asking when I will get a "real job," like excuse me, I literally have a passion for scented wax and curated vibes! then I hear they have a “Joe Alt” agend...
ok but I literally just spent the last hour imagining my future wedding with the barista who makes my tea. the cold wave alert hit, and now I am deep in my feels, wondering if the dense fog is hiding my entire future. I think I saw them glance my way today, but honestly, it was probably just the rain. who knew weather could be a metaphor for heartbreak? #ChennaiWeatherToday #RelationshipGoals
my parents decided to have a casual divorce meeting and somehow made me the mediator—so there I am, sitting between them in the living room like the world’s least interesting game show host, trying to mediate arguments over who gets the salad spinner. and in the background, i'm just thinking about how this could have been an Oscar-winning moment if only steven spielberg could witness the chaos unfolding; can someone call him for the documentary rights? #StevenSpielberg #mediatorproblems
my parents decided to have a casual divorce meeting and somehow made me the mediator—so there I am, sitting between them in the living room like the world’s least interesting game show host, trying to mediate arguments over who gets the salad spinner. and in the background, i'm just thinking about how this could have been an Oscar-winning moment if only steven spielberg could witness the chaos unfolding; can someone call him for the documentary rights? #StevenSpielberg #mediatorproblems
checked the weather update for the rain that was supposed to pour. thought about how life is full of unexpected storms, much like when I gave my ex a second chance only for them to storm back to the person I saved them from. now, I'm just left wondering if I should invest in an umbrella or a new heart instead. # #unrequitedlove