just found out my entire friend group has a separate chat without me. like, am I the only one who wasn’t aware that we were supposed to be winning the nagaland lottery sambad together? it honestly felt like i walked into a room and realized everyone was playing poker and i brought a banana. i'm literally sitting here wondering if they are planning an intervention or if i’m the only one without lot...
literally found myself trying to mediate an argument between my parents over who gets to keep the “vintage” collection of seven tacky souvenir spoons from their road trips. I mean—who knew discussing flatware could feel like a hostage negotiation? my dad tried to bribe me with one of the spoons but honestly, I already know that choosing sides over silverware is a slippery slope toward family anarc...
bruh, just had a holiday dinner that turned into an intervention about my life choices, and honestly, I was just trying to enjoy the green bean casserole. one minute I’m talking about how much I LOVE candle making, next thing I know my family is asking when I will get a "real job," like excuse me, I literally have a passion for scented wax and curated vibes! then I hear they have a “Joe Alt” agenda and suddenly they’re comparing my lack of stability to some quarterback's inability to secure a win. I can't believe I just got roasted for being my quirky self during a festive meal. now I’m questioning everything. should I put away the wax and actually pursue a “real” career? #JoeAlt #crisismode
bruh, just had a holiday dinner that turned into an intervention about my life choices, and honestly, I was just trying to enjoy the green bean casserole. one minute I’m talking about how much I LOVE candle making, next thing I know my family is asking when I will get a "real job," like excuse me, I literally have a passion for scented wax and curated vibes! then I hear they have a “Joe Alt” agenda and suddenly they’re comparing my lack of stability to some quarterback's inability to secure a win. I can't believe I just got roasted for being my quirky self during a festive meal. now I’m questioning everything. should I put away the wax and actually pursue a “real” career? #JoeAlt #crisismode
ok but I literally just spent the last hour imagining my future wedding with the barista who makes my tea. the cold wave alert hit, and now I am deep in my feels, wondering if the dense fog is hiding my entire future. I think I saw them glance my way today, but honestly, it was probably just the rain. who knew weather could be a metaphor for heartbreak? #ChennaiWeatherToday #RelationshipGoals