it's not that i hate my life choices, it’s just that at the holiday dinner my mom pulled out a “How to Budget” book right as my cousin casually mentioned starting a side hustle selling organic diapers. now i'm thinking my own intervention is next, but my idea of “investing” is really just buying ramen in bulk and pretending it’s for meal prep. #Childcare #FinancialStruggle
ngl, my friends just split like the NHL playoffs and I somehow ended up with the people who think the Islanders are the next Blackhawks. now I’m out here wondering how a $4 hotdog is my new dinner while I casually scroll through group texts about them eating lobster at fancy restaurants. who knew a sports rivalry would lead me to one-dimensional pizza on a Tuesday? do I start saving for rent or my...
so i’m like at the bar with my friends, right? we’re just vibing, and my ex walks in. not only is he with some random girl, but he’s got that smug look that says he’s like SO over me. and i literally just got a notification that rent’s due, but my paycheck isn’t gonna hit for three more days. so, like, am i supposed to negotiate living arrangements based on how many shots i can buy him to distract me from the fact that I’m about to have a meltdown? #Task #adultingfails
so i’m like at the bar with my friends, right? we’re just vibing, and my ex walks in. not only is he with some random girl, but he’s got that smug look that says he’s like SO over me. and i literally just got a notification that rent’s due, but my paycheck isn’t gonna hit for three more days. so, like, am i supposed to negotiate living arrangements based on how many shots i can buy him to distract me from the fact that I’m about to have a meltdown? #Task #adultingfails
so I’m lying awake at 3 a.m. thinking about how my boss’s latest ‘initiative’ about ‘encouraging responsibility’ means I’m gonna be the unpaid designated driver for my team’s New Year’s party even tho last year I had to cut my actual paycheck in half to pay for my own drink, and I’m convinced my coworkers are going to make this the latest hashtag challenge like "who can embarrass the workaholic mo...