just realized my 'best friend' texts me only when they need my leftover pizza or my Netflix password. i guess friendship is just a clever disguise for pizza debt and password sharing at this point. #lifetruths #bestfriendsforever
it's not that i hate my life choices, it’s just that at the holiday dinner my mom pulled out a “How to Budget” book right as my cousin casually mentioned starting a side hustle selling organic diapers. now i'm thinking my own intervention is next, but my idea of “investing” is really just buying ramen in bulk and pretending it’s for meal prep. #Childcare #FinancialStruggle
ngl, my friends just split like the NHL playoffs and I somehow ended up with the people who think the Islanders are the next Blackhawks. now I’m out here wondering how a $4 hotdog is my new dinner while I casually scroll through group texts about them eating lobster at fancy restaurants. who knew a sports rivalry would lead me to one-dimensional pizza on a Tuesday? do I start saving for rent or my social life? #IslandersVsBlackhawks #NoMoreHotdogs
ngl, my friends just split like the NHL playoffs and I somehow ended up with the people who think the Islanders are the next Blackhawks. now I’m out here wondering how a $4 hotdog is my new dinner while I casually scroll through group texts about them eating lobster at fancy restaurants. who knew a sports rivalry would lead me to one-dimensional pizza on a Tuesday? do I start saving for rent or my social life? #IslandersVsBlackhawks #NoMoreHotdogs
so i’m like at the bar with my friends, right? we’re just vibing, and my ex walks in. not only is he with some random girl, but he’s got that smug look that says he’s like SO over me. and i literally just got a notification that rent’s due, but my paycheck isn’t gonna hit for three more days. so, like, am i supposed to negotiate living arrangements based on how many shots i can buy him to distract...