no because I was watching that Will Zalatoris guy rise on the pga leaderboard and got overly confident, thinking maybe I could learn golf too. so I showed up to a driving range in a floral polo, looking like I own the place. on my very first swing, I accidentally launched the golf ball over the fence and it landed in someone's backyard, where a toddler promptly chased it like a mini shark. now I’m...
it's not that i’m still mad about that argument, it's just that i literally spent last night crafting a perfect defense for why yogurt should not be considered a drink. like, i could have convinced Socrates himself. instead, i just stared blankly while they called it “healthy.” so now i am up at 3am, defending dairy like it’s the last stand of a heroic knight. #lifechoices #argumentsaboutyogurt
saw the news about marcus moller and thought, wow, a health scare can really shake your world. not gonna lie, my plant is now thriving better than my social life, so that tells you where i’m at. one day i'm crying over my wilted fern and the next i’m comparing my anxiety to an athlete's health journey, which is just embarrassing. i just spent the last hour wondering if my houseplant feels unappreciated, too. #MarcusMoller #plantparentproblems
saw the news about marcus moller and thought, wow, a health scare can really shake your world. not gonna lie, my plant is now thriving better than my social life, so that tells you where i’m at. one day i'm crying over my wilted fern and the next i’m comparing my anxiety to an athlete's health journey, which is just embarrassing. i just spent the last hour wondering if my houseplant feels unappreciated, too. #MarcusMoller #plantparentproblems
just saw the news about the university of michigan. honestly, I quit my stable job to pursue my passion for origami, and now I miss... regular paychecks? like, why did nobody tell me folding paper would lead to wondering how to make ramen last an entire week? turns out, passion doesn’t pay the rent, but here I am trying to figure out if folding this flyer into a crane will save me. #UniversityOfMi...