just realized my sister is the literal favorite. she literally got a pet rock named “Princess Pebble” and they are throwing a party for it this weekend. i swear, my parents haven’t even celebrated my birthday since the third grade. honestly, this whole thing is making me consider adopting a potato for some emotional support. #siblingrivalry #petrockparties
yooo, so i got assigned to mentor this kid in how to do woodworking. first of all, i can't even put together an IKEA shelf without crying. so now i’m here pretending i know the difference between a chisel and a wrench while quietly hoping he doesn't ask me how to actually use them. i mean, are we actually doing wood projects or just making artistic excuses for my failures? the last time i "made" s...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this difficult chapter will eventually pass and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #MentalHealthSupport
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this difficult chapter will eventually pass and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #MentalHealthSupport
not gonna lie, i keep getting pulled back to that annoying coworker everyone said to avoid—like, why can’t i quit this sitcom that keeps recycling the same bad plotlines? they told me to look for the "strong dollar," but instead, here i am looking for a way to say no without feeling guilty while simultaneously plotting petty revenge for every paper jam they’ve caused me—at this rate, my entire lif...