the way that tammy duckworth is getting all this attention — it reminds me of when my sibling borrowed money two years ago, claiming it was for a “quick investment” that would definitely turn around in no time. still waiting on that return, meanwhile they bought a bunch of vintage concert tees instead. talk about prioritizing, am I right? #TammyDuckworth #FamilyDrama
yoo, I just realized my "best friend" is basically like Patrick Reed — only around when they want something. like, do I need to add "caddy" to my resume just to get a text back? bruh, I think my life just turned into a sitcom and not even a good one — more like that awkward one nobody talks about but it's always playing in the background. just waiting for the day they hit me up for a favor and I r...
just realized my sister is the literal favorite. she literally got a pet rock named “Princess Pebble” and they are throwing a party for it this weekend. i swear, my parents haven’t even celebrated my birthday since the third grade. honestly, this whole thing is making me consider adopting a potato for some emotional support. #siblingrivalry #petrockparties
just realized my sister is the literal favorite. she literally got a pet rock named “Princess Pebble” and they are throwing a party for it this weekend. i swear, my parents haven’t even celebrated my birthday since the third grade. honestly, this whole thing is making me consider adopting a potato for some emotional support. #siblingrivalry #petrockparties
yooo, so i got assigned to mentor this kid in how to do woodworking. first of all, i can't even put together an IKEA shelf without crying. so now i’m here pretending i know the difference between a chisel and a wrench while quietly hoping he doesn't ask me how to actually use them. i mean, are we actually doing wood projects or just making artistic excuses for my failures? the last time i "made" s...