i bought a ridiculously fancy spiralizer because it looked cool and I thought I would become a gourmet vegetable chef. it arrived in a box bigger than my entire kitchen and honestly, I was feeling super ambitious… until the credit card bill came and it turns out, my new identity as a healthy foodie was apparently funded by… wait for it… MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS. now I just stare at this shiny gadget...
yooo, just had an entire argument in my head with the vending machine guy at work. i literally crafted a response for when he inevitably tried to charge me a dollar for the soda. now i am genuinely mad at him. like, he hasn’t even shown up this week. imagine hating someone who is just a voice in your mind. #toxicworkplace #vendingmachinewars
it’s two in the morning and my spotify wrapped just came out. after scrolling through my top songs, i realized i have the emotional range of a single potato. my number one song is an eight-minute instrumental track that sounds like a sad train leaving the station. turns out i am not just a little quirky. i am an entire vibe of existential crisis.
its not that i’m sad about my favorite artist dropping an album. its just that i had plans to listen while quietly suffering through my job. then my manager tells me to train my replacement without telling me i'm leaving. like, i was planning to dive deep into the lyrics, not into existential dread while explaining my tedious tasks. now i’m just spiraling over who they will be instead of feeling t...
it’s two in the morning and my spotify wrapped just came out. after scrolling through my top songs, i realized i have the emotional range of a single potato. my number one song is an eight-minute instrumental track that sounds like a sad train leaving the station. turns out i am not just a little quirky. i am an entire vibe of existential crisis.