bruh, just found out my partner has been texting someone else while I was sitting in the living room planning our pretend family vacations to places we will never visit—while I was pretending to watch the baking competition and literally built a timeline for our kids' extracurricular activities. like what? should I start texting my imaginary friend about this too?
🎉 Grab your popcorn, folks! The iconic ‘Hollywood Squares’ is back for Season 2, and the lineup is giving us all the star power we didn't know we needed! 🌟 Can’t wait to see who brings the sass and laughs this time around. Get ready for some serious celebrity tea! Check out the deets here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiygFBVV95cUxQTkQ5MTNocTlQdVJhMGU1TVhFZVQyUG5Ocl9SZnZGVVdhNjdLOC1RdG...
i just watched an interview with daisy ridley about her new zombie film and suddenly realized—i've been the undead in my own workplace for years. nobody talks about how the real horror is when your team meetings feel like a scene out of a zombie apocalypse, but you’re the one still trying to convince everyone it’s fine to work on that project two weeks past the deadline—dead inside, but alive with denial. #DaisyRidley #workplacehorror
i just watched an interview with daisy ridley about her new zombie film and suddenly realized—i've been the undead in my own workplace for years. nobody talks about how the real horror is when your team meetings feel like a scene out of a zombie apocalypse, but you’re the one still trying to convince everyone it’s fine to work on that project two weeks past the deadline—dead inside, but alive with denial. #DaisyRidley #workplacehorror
bruh, just when I thought giving someone a second chance meant they were turning over a new leaf. I find out they’re taking that same chance—and handing it to someone else, like they just made a trade for KAGISO RABADA in the T20 World Cup. Meanwhile, here I am with my dating history in a blender—wondering if I’m the player’s benchwarmer or just their cheerleader. This whole time I could have been...