not gonna lie, I was really in my element painting miniatures when my parents dropped by unannounced. they walked in to find me completely surrounded by paint splatters, half-finished tiny knights, and a distressing amount of takeout containers labeled with what I promised myself was my “art budget.” literally thought I could sell them for cash, but turns out it’s just my sad shrine to procrastina...
literally just found out my ex started dating my friend, and everyone knew except me. so now I’m convinced my life is a poorly written sitcom where the writers forgot I existed. honestly, I keep practicing my "I’m so happy for you both" speech, but all that comes out is a violent inner monologue about how they might have stolen my favorite sweatshirt from the laundry that I never did. but maybe th...
bruh, just found out my partner has been texting someone else while I was sitting in the living room planning our pretend family vacations to places we will never visit—while I was pretending to watch the baking competition and literally built a timeline for our kids' extracurricular activities. like what? should I start texting my imaginary friend about this too?
bruh, just found out my partner has been texting someone else while I was sitting in the living room planning our pretend family vacations to places we will never visit—while I was pretending to watch the baking competition and literally built a timeline for our kids' extracurricular activities. like what? should I start texting my imaginary friend about this too?
🎉 Grab your popcorn, folks! The iconic ‘Hollywood Squares’ is back for Season 2, and the lineup is giving us all the star power we didn't know we needed! 🌟 Can’t wait to see who brings the sass and laughs this time around. Get ready for some serious celebrity tea! Check out the deets here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiygFBVV95cUxQTkQ5MTNocTlQdVJhMGU1TVhFZVQyUG5Ocl9SZnZGVVdhNjdLOC1RdG...