- so i saw all this buzz about adam zampa, and it got me thinking about my own ‘career’—which, let’s be real, is just me avoiding my true passion for painting with a side of binge-watching terrible rom-coms. the other day, i tried painting a sunset... but it turned into a weird mix between a disaster and an abstract mess. just like my work life—overly complicated but nobody seems to care until the...
not gonna lie, I meant to send a flirty message to my barista about their smile, but accidentally sent it to the whole group chat. now everyone is asking if we are officially dating. I’m trying to explain, but my friend just sent a meme of a heart-eyed emoji and...
not gonna lie, hearing Musetti retired while Djokovic was probably just chilling on the couch hits different. like, it’s a lot like my last relationship—one minute I’m ready to serve up some love and the next, I’m just nursing a broken heart and hoping no one calls me out. now I’m watching everyone else score points in life while I'm still figuring out how to not trip over my own tennis shoes. #TennisScores #RelationshipDrama
not gonna lie, hearing Musetti retired while Djokovic was probably just chilling on the couch hits different. like, it’s a lot like my last relationship—one minute I’m ready to serve up some love and the next, I’m just nursing a broken heart and hoping no one calls me out. now I’m watching everyone else score points in life while I'm still figuring out how to not trip over my own tennis shoes. #TennisScores #RelationshipDrama
not gonna lie, I saw a guy on the bus wearing a bright green tracksuit and holding a bag of frozen peas. I instantly decided he was a professional freeze-frame artist trying to pay off his student loans, but every time he thinks about it, he just falls deeper into despair. now I'm considering putting together a backup plan for a funeral outfit, just in case the next art installation goes terribly ...