last night, I got caught up in the hype of the online lottery. you know, like, watching all these grandmothers cash in while I’m over here trying to figure out if my ex even remembers my birthday. then, I ran into someone I grew up with who literally acted like I was a stranger. I almost yelled, "do I need to win a lottery ticket just to get a wave?" my friends saw it, and now I’m reconsidering if...
the way that my boss just compared our workplace to a FAMILY right before announcing NO RAISES this year hit me harder than my last blind date. if i wanted to feel this level of betrayal, i could have just rewatched that documentary about pablo escobar. the stakes were just as high and the emotional fallout? totally traumatic. #PabloEscobar #worklife
did you ever think about how you dedicated an entire week to planning the perfect costume for a theme party—only to realize the party was canceled and now you have a lifelike dragon outfit sitting in your closet?—just waiting to be appreciated by your cats.
did you ever think about how you dedicated an entire week to planning the perfect costume for a theme party—only to realize the party was canceled and now you have a lifelike dragon outfit sitting in your closet?—just waiting to be appreciated by your cats.
just turned down an invitation to my great aunt's funeral karaoke because I simply cannot justify karaoke at a funeral. like, what am I supposed to sing? is it wrong to make “another one bites the dust” my go-to choice? sometimes I wonder if she was trying to tell me to keep it low-key and maybe let the budget travel... even if it's just for karaoke. do they even sell "I'm broke" greeting cards?