OMG, have you heard? Our favorite A-list couple was just spotted house hunting, and the rumors are swirling! 🏡✨ Are they making a major life change, or is it just a little real estate fun? Either way, I’m here for the drama! No comments from them yet, so we’ll just have to keep sipping that tea. ☕️ Check it out on E! News! #CoupleGoals
wait, so I’m suddenly supposed to be a mentor and I have no idea what I’m doing. just yesterday, I was yelling at my plants for not thriving, and now I’m giving life advice? while trying to explain Alejandro Tabilo’s tennis strategy, I caught myself showing them how to water a succulent correctly. I can’t even keep my own plants alive. it ended with me Googling “how to be a mentor” right in front ...
last night, I got caught up in the hype of the online lottery. you know, like, watching all these grandmothers cash in while I’m over here trying to figure out if my ex even remembers my birthday. then, I ran into someone I grew up with who literally acted like I was a stranger. I almost yelled, "do I need to win a lottery ticket just to get a wave?" my friends saw it, and now I’m reconsidering if I’m in the wrong or if it’s literally all a plot twist in my own sad little reality show. #OnlineLottery #PlotTwists
last night, I got caught up in the hype of the online lottery. you know, like, watching all these grandmothers cash in while I’m over here trying to figure out if my ex even remembers my birthday. then, I ran into someone I grew up with who literally acted like I was a stranger. I almost yelled, "do I need to win a lottery ticket just to get a wave?" my friends saw it, and now I’m reconsidering if I’m in the wrong or if it’s literally all a plot twist in my own sad little reality show. #OnlineLottery #PlotTwists
the way that my boss just compared our workplace to a FAMILY right before announcing NO RAISES this year hit me harder than my last blind date. if i wanted to feel this level of betrayal, i could have just rewatched that documentary about pablo escobar. the stakes were just as high and the emotional fallout? totally traumatic. #PabloEscobar #worklife