if i had a nickel for every time my plants judged me for not watering them, i could afford therapy for all the emotions they have caused. like, you are the ones who survived a flood last year, what do you want from me? anyway, i just discovered that one of my succulents has a mysterious, dramatic relationship with a cactus that definitely doesn’t exist. now i am conflicted about if i should interv...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one small step at a time. sometimes, even the tiniest victories can remind us that there is strength within us. this challenging season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #InnerStrength
it's not that i'm heartbroken, it's just that my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' while simultaneously handing them my secret chocolate stash. like, literally, he’s probably gonna open the lid and find my life savings in cocoa form. #dismantled #overlyinvested
it's not that i'm heartbroken, it's just that my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' while simultaneously handing them my secret chocolate stash. like, literally, he’s probably gonna open the lid and find my life savings in cocoa form. #dismantled #overlyinvested
so, like, I was watching this whole situation about the Warner Bros. bidding war and honestly, it just hit me. I was standing in line for a new pizza place, mentally rehearsing my order like I was about to meet Larry Ellison himself. then I realized, the guy behind the counter was literally a teenager looking at a piece of paper for the first time, just like every adult pretending they have life f...