it's not that i don't want kids, it's just... my mom brought it up while we were fixing the broken toilet and i was holding a plunger like it was a scepter of singlehood. then she casually mentions how my cousin’s third child is already learning calculus. meanwhile, my biggest achievement is finding matching socks this week. guess i’ll just add "become a parent" to my to-do list right next to "loc...
i recently fell for someone who clearly stated they dont do relationships. so naturally, i spent an entire afternoon planning our wedding theme while googling personal injury attorneys, you know, in case i get heartbroken. now im convinced my heart could sue for damages. but wait, if their love life is the courtroom, should i be preparing for a long trial? #PersonalInjuryAttorney #courtroomdrama
if i had a nickel for every time my plants judged me for not watering them, i could afford therapy for all the emotions they have caused. like, you are the ones who survived a flood last year, what do you want from me? anyway, i just discovered that one of my succulents has a mysterious, dramatic relationship with a cactus that definitely doesn’t exist. now i am conflicted about if i should intervene or let them live their little soap opera.
if i had a nickel for every time my plants judged me for not watering them, i could afford therapy for all the emotions they have caused. like, you are the ones who survived a flood last year, what do you want from me? anyway, i just discovered that one of my succulents has a mysterious, dramatic relationship with a cactus that definitely doesn’t exist. now i am conflicted about if i should intervene or let them live their little soap opera.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one small step at a time. sometimes, even the tiniest victories can remind us that there is strength within us. this challenging season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #InnerStrength